Frozen Campuses The Polar Vortex has arrived! I’m seeing headlines such as for example: ‘CHICAGO COLDEST EVER! FROSTBITE IN MINUTES! -60° WIND CHILL MINNEAPOLIS.’ Note the all-caps, exclamation-pointed focus. Whenever I read that headline, the first individuals I considered had been the pupils at the University of Chicago, Northwestern University and all sorts of the other campuses over that the Vortex will sweep (and contains currently swept) this week.
It’s not like the regular non-Vortex winter hasn’t currently triggered dilemmas right here in the north climes. Yesterday, I had to create a death-defying trip over the frozen, icy tundra of my driveway in my wife’s Honda CR-V. The snow and ice addressing my driveway that is concrete-paved would A cat D-9 bulldozer to split it loose. Mother Nature is showing no mercy only at the start of 2019.
To facilitate my wife’s venture towards the supermarket, I moved her vehicle to the end regarding the driveway, which will probably be its parking that is new spot outside the storage, until all of this ice and snowfall loosens up — ideally by June or July. The air that is outside has been hovering just above zero earlier this week and for the next three mornings, it is FROSTBITE IN MINUTES! ‘simply above zero’ reminds me of late comedian George Carlin’s bit while the Hippy Dippy Weatherman. He reported, ‘The temperature is zero. No weather today.’
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